Dark humorCatching a ride back home with a slightly inner beltway suburban friend (sibsf) one late Thursday night I noticed two neighborhood drug dealers out in the drizzling rain. One was sitting in the usual hangout spot, the other was on the other side of the street standing out in the elements.
Me: And there are our friendly neighborhood drug dealers, working hard, weathering the cold, damp and dark to get their customers the products they desire.
SIBSF: (without missing a beat)And bringing hard currency to the area.
Dudes. It is such a shame that they can't direct that willingness to be cold wet and miserable into a real job that doesn't involve crack. Unfortunately, the problem (as pointed out by one local official) is drug dealers don't interview well. Apparently, they can't stop smoking the weed (failing drug tests) and they dress poorly (pants should not hang off your butt).